Top 10 Ways to Not Become Sick in the Workplace
10) When you go in the office kitchen and see a box of doughnuts, do not eat more than 6 of them at a time.
9) Don't touch yourself
8) Don't touch your boss
7) Don't touch your secretary
6) Wash your hands vigorously after each time that you touch anything but absolutely don't touch anything in the bathroom.
5) Wash your hands vigorously after each time that you touch any person
4) If you happen to be around anyone who is sick, stop breathing until they are at least 50 feet away. If they don't go away, run as fast as you can to a safe place, don't touch yourself, or anyone or anything else and if you screw up and do touch anything, wash your hands vigorously for 2 minutes, making sure that you do not touch the bathroom door or a faucet. If you do happen to touch the bathroom door or faucet, return immediately to the bathroom and repeat the process. Note...if any co-worker is missing for longer than 20 minutes, check the bathroom as they may be having difficulty with this procedure.
3) Don't drink the water, especially bottled water since it all contains pond scum. It is OK to drink any liquid immediately after it has been boiled.
2) Instead of shaking hands, develop the habit of a simple salute (as in the Navy) or a bow, or wear disposable rubber gloves when shaking hands. Note.., do NOT leave the gloves laying around after they have been exposed. If you accidently screw up on this point, go to step 4 above.
1) Stay home and stringently follow the 10 ways to not become sick in the home.
Oh crap! I did #7 then #9. Now what????
Boil yourself.
Couldn´t be written any better. Reading this post reminds me of my old room mate! He always kept talking about this. I will forward this article to him. Pretty sure he will have a good read. Thanks for sharing!